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Michael: You don't have to like the job. You just have to do it. I'll be at the party tomorrow night. His perimeter security is very tight. We'll have to work from the inside. You'll be briefed in the morning. And, ah, get rid of the cat. It's a distraction. When you walked in, it was the first thing you noticed. If I were an enemy, you'd be dead by now. Nikita: Sometimes I think you are the enemy. Michael: I came to apologize. Nikita: You know you're becoming very predictable, Michael. You lie, then you say you're sorry. You lie, then you say you're sorry. Can you come up with anything a little more interesting? Nikita: Why shouldn't I... just kill you, hmmm? Why shouldn't I just pull the trigger? Michael: I can't think of a single reason.Michael: You don't have to like the job. You just have to do it. I'll be at the party tomorrow night. His perimeter security is very tight. We'll have to work from the inside. You'll be briefed in the morning. And, ah, get rid of the cat. It's a distraction. When you walked in, it was the first thing you noticed. If I were an enemy, you'd be dead by now. Nikita: Sometimes I think you are the enemy. Michael: I came to apologize. Nikita: You know you're becoming very predictable, Michael. You lie, then you say you're sorry. You lie, then you say you're sorry. Can you come up with anything a little more interesting? Nikita: Why shouldn't I... just kill you, hmmm? Why shouldn't I just pull the trigger? Michael: I can't think of a single reason.
Djeca koja sjede na prednjem sjedištu u autu mogu napraviti incidente.Incidenti na zadnjem sjedištu auta mogu napraviti djecu. ...Djeca koja sjede na prednjem sjedištu u autu mogu napraviti incidente.Incidenti na zadnjem sjedištu auta mogu napraviti djecu. ...
Nisi fora ako ti moja kita nije u ustimaNisi fora ako ti moja kita nije u ustima
Služite li ovdje duplu vodku s utjehom? Kad nestane mi para platit ću vam osmijehom jer košta me ljubav ta ni tuga nije besplatna..Služite li ovdje duplu vodku s utjehom? Kad nestane mi para platit ću vam osmijehom jer košta me ljubav ta ni tuga nije besplatna..
sta Bog sastavi,kurva ne rastavi :)sta Bog sastavi,kurva ne rastavi :)
Toliko si glupa da ti i Teletabisi zavide :DToliko si glupa da ti i Teletabisi zavide :D
Ko laže ja mu ne vjerujem.. :)Ko laže ja mu ne vjerujem.. :)
Toliko si pametan da ti se veliki mozak sakrio iza malog.Toliko si pametan da ti se veliki mozak sakrio iza malog.
Kako znaš kad ti je muž mrtav? Seks je na istom nivou, ali možeš slobodno uzeti daljinski.Kako znaš kad ti je muž mrtav? Seks je na istom nivou, ali možeš slobodno uzeti daljinski.
Džabe ti njemu stavljaš srca na zid kad' on voli MENE! :PDžabe ti njemu stavljaš srca na zid kad' on voli MENE! :P
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