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Ja mislit cu na tebe Lelo cak i kad ti pomislis da sam te zaboravio
Seve se dva p***ra u jednoj prostoriji 2 mjeseca. I nakon 2 mjeseca jedan ogladni i kaze drugom idem ja nesto u ducan kupit al dok se nevratim nemoj da si drko.I vraca se ovaj za deset minuta vidi soba preplavljena spermom.Kaze ovom: pa jesam ti reko da ne drkas.A ovaj ce na to: Pa zar nesmijem ni prdnutxD
Moja Mimex je prava Kujex! :D :*
Nisi fora ak' ti se cura ne zove SaYmA
Boys and girls they liked they could not without each other ... one days guy said: go ... Girl: where? Why? Is there a reason for leaving? guy: I'm leaving because you do not love you more! You're ugly and useless! girl in tears without a word go ... he also went, but there was not any easy ... and he loved her but his life was another girl ... after a few days came a bad skill that she disappeared and left him a letter .. It read: my love, this is my strength and my love for you never forget me not .. This letter is just for you ... I never stopped loving ... the guy was in tears ... and only then svatio that such love will not forget .. It was in his thoughts and his heart was broken </ 3: '(
Ne zelim da me netko vidi kako radim skok u od cega ce onda Blanka Vlašić zivjeti ako joj preuzmem posao? :)
Zaglavio se jednoj ženi vibrator i ona ode u bolnicu. Poslje obavljene operacije, doktor kaže: • Imam za vas dobru i lošu vjest. Loša vjest je da nismo uspjeli da ga izvadimo, a dobra je da smo promjenili baterije!
a mozaaaaaaaaakkk...šta je s njim,Božeeeee jadnice xD
I LEFT MY HEART IN TOKYO
nisi fora ako ti se kuma ne zove Samanta.. :)) :P
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